Yo Mama Jokes!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Your Mom’s so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid it takes her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals”
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Ewww
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so nasty she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker!
Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama is twice the man you are!
Yo mama is so fat after sex she smokes a ham!
Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
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A bunch of yo mama so dirty jokes…
Yo mama so dirty the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
Yo mama so dirty the Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama is so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes.
Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so dirty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so dirty when I leave her house I got to wipe my feet before I go outside.
Yo mama so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “I’ll wait.”
Yo mama is so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
Yo mama so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so dirty she made Right Guard turn left, Secret tell it all, and Speed Stick slow down!
Yo mamma so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.
Yo mama so fat she freed Willie and then ate him.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for twenty pounds of crack!
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama so fat she makes the titanic look like a tug boat.
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Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama is so fat shes the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Yo mama is so fat she pays taxes in three different counties!
Yo mama is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom.
Yo mama is so fat she has a homeless family living under her!
Yo mama is so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she violates 14 different zoning laws.
Yo mama is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up!
Yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale.
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
Yo mama is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama is so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Yo mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes Florida, Georgia, Alabama…
Yo momma is so fat shes got her own area code!
Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so short she models for trophy’s
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Doritos
Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo momma so skinny you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo momma so hairy she has dreadlocks on her back
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo Mama So Black Jokes
Yo mama so black when she breastfed you she made chocolate milk.
Yo mama so black that she has to were white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesn’t bite her fingers!
Yo mama so black she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black we use a flash light to see her at night.
Yo mama so black her butt looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent!
Yo mama so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black when she smiles at night she looks like floating chicklets.
Yo mama so black even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark!
Yo mama so black if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black if she had a red light she’d be a beeper.
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Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes
Yo mama so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon!
Yo mama so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama so stupid she eats her food stamps.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the TV and called it paperview.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked “What color?”
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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes!
Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo mama so ugly she plays fetch with the ugly stick!
Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes BACK ON!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly even yo daddy refuses to look at her.
Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry!
Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up.
Yo mama so ugly people use her picture to scare away rats!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly I went blind! AHHHH
Yo mama so ugly she uses a mop for hair.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery!
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat to her “light food” means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
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